The Writer’s Curse

He took another sip from his glass; the warm, brown liquid hitting the back of his throat.

A million thoughts flooding his mind; the never-ending battle with the blank page.

The deadline looming over his head; drawing ever closer.

The washing piled up in the corner; waiting to be thrown in the machine.

The dishes are starting to grow mold; sitting on the sink for the second consecutive week.

The house in perpetual ruin; reminiscent of the neglect of weeks past.

His phone getting flooded with messages; his dwindling social life clinging for dear life.

But the deadline is looming; yet the words refuse to flow.

Don’t make time for those that don’t have time for you. Communication is a two way street, if you’re always the one fighting for their attention, perhaps it’s best to move on.

ONLINE DATING is like ONLINE SHOPPING.

From time to time you get it right, but you also get a lot of weird sizes and miss matches and sometimes you have to return the item!

Think of all the hassle of finding the right shoe for a formal occasion, and compare the experience of doing it at a shop in person vs online shopping.

This is online dating VS meeting people in person simply put.

FUCKING TALK!!

People are always so afraid of bringing up issues in their relationships out of fear that they’ll ‘rock the boat’, or because they’re so afraid of what the response might be.

They then brush away their problems in a hope that they’ll magically sort themselves out.

Well, guess what?

THEY WON’T!!!

Whether you’ve just started dating someone or you’ve been with them for years, you have to learn to EXPRESS YOURSELF!

Hoping and waiting for someone to read your mind is fucking stupid.

If you don’t work out your insecurities before you jump in to a relationship, they is bound to spread and poison even the very best. That’s why I always tell people to work on themselves first.

Hi! I’m a girl on Tinder!

My profile has a bunch of pictures of me and my friends so you won’t know which one is me.

I like headshots, so they help you guess if I have legs.

My interest are really interesting things like food – I bet you never had that before!

It’s important I let you know that i “like my friends”… but of course, if i didn’t like them, they would not be my friends.

I did a yoga pose once and took a photo for proof.

I also went to an exotic location and casually looked at the floor like I lost something and touched my hair, and also took a photo.

I liked you for your picture of that puppy.

If i super liked you, it was probably by mistake.

I dont know what im looking for, but i know what i dont want “noooooo fuckkkk booyysss”.

Here’s something you can do; a little dating hack

If you meet a someone you like and you’re worried they won’t ask for your number, or you don’t know how to ask for their number?

Take a selfie with them, now you have something to send them.

But how?

You might as well ask for their FB or number.

I mean, how ELSE will you send it to them?

The best thing about being a nerd is that sometimes you get to say phrases like you would only hear in a movie… except for real.And you mean them.

I just said this to someone.

“If you are ever down in Mandurah with an army… let me know.

EMOTION CREATES MOTION

If you ever feel like you’re not doing what you want to do, both in life and love…

chances are you don’t have enough emotion involved…

or there’s more emotion that is stopping you.

Leverage your relationships.

If you are a friend, then start from there.

No need to worry about being in the friend zone, just work from there.

It’s better than starting from scratch.